Althea’s Birthday
Thursday
June 11, 2026
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
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Kirsten’s Birthday
Friday
June 12, 2026
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When you slice it.
John’s Birthday
Wednesday
June 17, 2026
What gets better with every birthday? Wine—and you!
Rudy’s Birthday
Friday
June 19, 2026
What do computers want for their birthdays? An upgrade.
Steve’s Birthday
Thursday
June 25, 2026
I always feel warm on my birthday because people don't stop toasting me.
Meghan’s Birthday
Friday
July 3, 2026
Why couldn’t the knot go to his friend’s birthday party? He was all tied up.
Bob’s Birthday
Monday
August 17, 2026
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Emilio’s Birthday
Sunday
September 6, 2026
How old was the caveman on his birthday? Stone Age.
Ani’s Birthday
Saturday
September 12, 2026
What do cows sing at birthday parties? “Happy Birthday to mooooo!”
Elaina’s Birthday
Sunday
September 13, 2026
Why do candles love birthday parties? They get totally lit.
Jacob’s Birthday
Saturday
September 19, 2026
Don't get weird about getting older! Age is simply the number of years the world has been enjoying us!
Holly’s Birthday
Saturday
September 26, 2026
What do cows sing at birthday parties? “Happy Birthday to mooooo!”
Madison’s Birthday
Tuesday
October 6, 2026
What will happen if you invite a thief to your birthday party? They will take the cake!
Katie’s Birthday
Monday
November 2, 2026
What is a bee's favorite day of the year? It's bee-day!
Cathy’s Birthday
Wednesday
November 11, 2026
What should you give a dragon for its birthday? I’m not sure, but you’d better hope he’ll like it!
Melissa’s Birthday
Tuesday
November 17, 2026
Why do candles love birthdays so much? They just wanna get lit!
Cale’s Birthday
Monday
December 28, 2026
What does a clam do on his birthday? It shellebrates!
Emily’s Birthday
Thursday
January 7, 2027
How can you tell if a birthday cake is sad? If it’s in tiers.
Diana’s Birthday
Sunday
January 10, 2027
How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? They relish the moment.
Maria’s Birthday
Saturday
January 30, 2027
How does a tea bag wish its friend happy birthday? Happy birthday, best tea!
Tracy’s Birthday
Wednesday
February 24, 2027
Did you hear about the birthday candle sale? It was a big blowout!
Mike’s Birthday
Tuesday
March 2, 2027
It's always a good idea to make friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime.
Kimanh’s Birthday
Friday
March 12, 2027
What did the elephant want for his birthday? A trunk full of gifts.
Stacia’s Birthday
Friday
March 19, 2027
What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer? An "I scream" cake.